brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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also i um!!! i want to thank all of you guys too!! whenever i was stressed or worried or scared about managing the team, you guys were always there to say nice and cute things and it always made me feel better ｡゜(゜´ω`゜)゜｡ thank you for supporting us this season!!!

th-the party was……!! they gave me all these awards and i feel like i got mentioned in every speech and then charlie (oh, rough captain i mean. i feel like using their real names fits better now??) called me up and said “and now for her like 5th award of the evening” and gave me a matching medal that we got for winning the championship (i had no idea they had one for me!!! weeps) and then he talked about how much i had helped and meant to the team (???!) and gave me….a signed….baseba..ll……..

my mom just wiped my face i have to die and/or leave the country now

hello i am at goofy captains house and i am wearing a dress i do not think most of the team has seen me in a dress i am not even sure they knew i was a girl

i feel really shy all of a sudden, help, they are acting different and it is making me even shyer,

zubat:

I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking

boku-no-nathaniel:

Uh…..I made…. an Abe/Mihashi fanmix! I threw this one together in a few days…. but I’m really, really happy with how it came out! I hope you guys can find something you like in there…..get down with your bad selves…. and all that… (it’s actually p emotional idk what im saying…….. i shed a tear putting it together hhhhhhh)

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List of songs and tiny excerpts over yonder!! 

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were having our team party at goofy captains house in an hour!! i never thought id be going to a party at a senior boys house laughs @ self

today at school everyone congratulated us on our win!!! lots of people said it was thanks to me but it really really wasnt ahhhhahahhh;;;;//

we WON THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!!!!!! (ノ▽≦。)・゜゜・

im so happy!!!! we did it!!! we did it!!! ive never seen boys so happy in my life!!!!!!!! i want to talk about it more but i just got home and i am going to bed!!!!!!! goodnight to a great baseball season!!!!!!! ｡゜(゜´∀`゜)゜｡

clumsyoctopus:

flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me

like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry” 

i thought you could combine flowers

like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and  a large tomato”

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